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My name's Speedy. I blog a lot of fandoms, text posts, and funny stuff.


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thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

25 minutes ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 127,985 notes
penice:

HURRK LOOK AT THIS FUCKING WAR CRIME THAT IS THIS GAME’S WATER REFLECTIONS

penice:

HURRK LOOK AT THIS FUCKING WAR CRIME THAT IS THIS GAME’S WATER REFLECTIONS

1 hour ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 11,941 notes

zombres:

2 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 244,355 notes

slayboybunny:

being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power. image

3 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 231,108 notes
4 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 44,937 notes

fallontonight:

akidandhiscats:

Steve Harvey is the best

Steve Harvey is a gracious host, but not when it comes to getting you a bowl of corn! 

5 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 4,994 notes
pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

7 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 328,392 notes
foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

8 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 291,721 notes
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taxiderby:

rubberninja:

My wife Holly built a full body costume of Blathers, then went around Comic-Con giving fossils to people (includes some familiar faces).  I filmed the entire thing and it was adorable.  Holly’s been working really hard on her YouTube channel and it makes me super proud to be seeing her do so!  Share this one around guys :)

please watch this

21 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 13,652 notes
empressfab:

can I just turn my paper in like this or

empressfab:

can I just turn my paper in like this or

1 day ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 17,098 notes