how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone
Go up to them
Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real.
I think I’m in love.
She’s so tiny.
But she could kill me.
I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.
"begin your essay with an interesting fact or quote"
im gonna fucking ACE this essay
Without his moustache.
That is just so inexplicably wrong
the story of a man and his unlikely friend
He’s probably from Florida
Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange
THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT BEING A TEACHER FEELS LIKE
But srsly tho
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE
so today in AP psych we found out our teacher doesn’t have a teaching degree so we asked her how she got the job and she said “i don’t know but i sent in a resume and 68 box tops and they hired me”